1. When you find out someone’s makeup collection is worth more than your salary in a year.
2. When all your friends add ‘PRO MUA’ to their bios after watching a few YouTube videos
3. When you finally get that winged eyeliner right
4. But your right eyebrow has refused to cooperate
5. Then you buy all the brushes and products from the tutorial video, but you still look like an ‘omo alata’
6. When you finally get it right and your highlight/contour is popping so you have to take a million selfies
7. Then one nonsense boyfriend is trying to kiss after you’ve spent three hours on your makeup (no please)
8. When your makeup is on fleek then your friends call to cancel (see waste of money)
9. When MUAs want to charge 200k for a makeover because they are ‘professionals’
10. When you finally invest your salary in some Mac products and you find out they’re fake
